Less Than Daily

  • Leprosy

    There’s nothing worse than waiting in queues.

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  • What a banker!

    “Have you heard about our great new savings account deal?”

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  • Robbie Fowler

    I met Robbie Fowler last night! An absolute hero of mine!
    Got a selfie to remember the moment – though I’m stuck with a stupid drunk face forever, so this one’s definitely not going public.

  • Stupid Accent

    I was told on Friday night “Your accent isn’t as stupid as Flick said it was”

  • Life in the 14th Century

    I have no Internet today, and there’s nothing good on tv.

    This must be what living in the 14th century was like.

  • Free electricity

    Due to a quirk in the billing system

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  • Free Wine and Canapés

    Somehow ended up in town – drunk, with no keys, no money, no phone… and no underwear.

    Gate-crashed an art exhibition.
    Posed as a guest to score free wine and canapés.

  • Goodbye Harold

    Just watched Harold Bishop’s last episode.
    It’s a sad, sad day.

  • The last few mornings when I’ve been leaving for work, there’s been a spider lurking. Waiting for me. Right outside my front door.

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  • I unpacked my suitcase last week, four months after arriving in Australia.

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