Less Than Daily

Just had my feet nibbled by a shoal of carnivorous fish. Not sure where this puts me in the food chain.

I lost yet another pair of Ray-Bans today. I should not be allowed expensive things.

I’ve got a serious disagreement with the last motel I stayed in.

Not the room, not the staff — the so-called “continental breakfast.”
Toast, cereal, and jam? Fine.
But without croissants, it is NOT continental.

Enjoying another night on the road.
Tonight’s motel room is oddly grand – it has a walk-in wardrobe bigger than most motel bathrooms.
But more importantly: six packets of complimentary biscuits.
Awesome!

Just checked into tonight’s motel.
Went straight to see what complimentary biscuits they’d left me – easily the best part of work travel.
One packet of biscuits.. and one packet of FRUITCAKE.
WIN!

Realised while packing that I currently own more hats than at any other point in my life.
Also more flip-flops.

After a full day of packing, moving and unpacking, the new place feels full of my stuff, and the old place.. still seems to be full of my stuff.

Is this move due to the hundreds of spiders I found in my old house last week?
Possibly.

Just got home to find about 70 spiders lined up along one bedroom wall.
Checked the bathroom—hundreds on the ceiling.
And one monster the size of my fist.

I’ve seen Arachnophobia… this is definitely not going to end well.